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Jo aap kaho…

Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho…

Husband: Dal chawal bana lo.
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.

Husband: To sabji roti bana lo.
Wife: Bachche nahi khayenge.

Husband: To chhole puri bana lo.
Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai.

Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo
Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai.

Husband: Paraanthe?
Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai?

Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye.

Husband: Kadhi chawal?
Wife: Dahi nahi hai.

Husband: Idly sambar?
Wife: Usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
Wife: Koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta.

Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho…

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