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A Girl’s facebook status:
“Today I travelled in Bus after long time.”
Comments On Facebook by Male friends with 70 likes:
1. Awww, so sweet..!!!
2. Maybe nextime will go together sweetie..!!!
3. Wow, I want to experience it..!!!
4. You went without me..?
5. Wonderful dear..!!!
6. Superlike..
7. Be safe in bus haan…!!!!
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A Boy’s Facebook status:
“Today I travelled in Bus after a long time..”
Comments left by same Male friends with one like..
1. Haan toh saale hum kya kare..?
2. Bus yahi teri aukat hai.!!
3. Kamine ab auto mein bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya..?
4. Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de..!
5. Usi bus ka conductor bun ja kutte.
And the best one is…
6. Ticket kharida ki nahi bhikhari?
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Girl Uploads a pic with her dog: Meet my dog Punu…
Boy1: Aww punu is cho cute.
Boy2: bahut pyaala dogu hai !
Boy3: haaye, kaash hum kutte hote…
Boy Uploads a pic with his dog: Meet my dog
Punu…
Boy1- Bhai Inme se kutta kaun hai?
Boy2- Akhir mein tera baap mil hi gaya…
Boy3- khud ke khaane ka thikana nahi kutta paalne chala.

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