1. Money can’t buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a
BMW than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard’s name..

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again..

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them..

5. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problem, but neither does juice..

6. Smoking kills, but if you don’t smoke, doesn’t mean you’ll never
die…!!